I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired

Oh, Tainted Love. I have been sick lately from tainted jalapeños. You know, after all the Mexican food I have eaten and held dear to my heart, it has made me sick!
After living in India and being sick nonstop for one month while having to lead 8 people everyday, and sleeping on a hard floor with two inch coach roaches and fat rats scattering next to me every night, you think you would build up an immune system, at least in your head. Oh, no, I'm still such a little baby. Ah, traveling is addicting. I'm itching for change already!

All I want to do is one day work for National Geographic!